Never has a President invoked so much humor, usually just by opening his mouth. Newspapers need a translator to take a stab at what he meant to say when they quote him. He has referred to his supposed good friend, the Prime Minister of Great Britain, as "the President." He couldn't even try and pronounce the Italian PM's name so called him the "my good friend the President of Italy." If he has to walk past the cameras, he'll trip over the dog. Look through binoculars aggressively and he'll forget to take the lens cap off. Teach a child to read and he'll hold his book upside down. Dress him up like Action Man and fly him Top Gun style onto an aircraft carrier and he'll forget to loosen his straps and somehow tie his balls up in a tangle.

In spite of all his faults, let's give credit where credit is due. Dub-ya, Shrub, Wingnut, Dim Son, King George II, Junior, Forrest Gump in a Suit, whatever you are known as...
you are the undisputed winner of the Nobel Clown Prize.